Chapter+9

George and Sam were led before Tharblang the Great, Supreme Ruler of the Grunklunk empire, the most feared democratically elected minor government official born on an asteroid orbiting a Wolf-Rayet star of all time (his claim to fame had so many adjectives on it that it should not be considered famous in any way). The were forced to kneel and kiss all 78 of his pairs of high-heeled steel-toed boots, which took up about a half hour of their time.